I know that it's rather amateur at best but I feel like it's important to take a break from serious work and just have a laugh every once in a while.

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BurgerKingKiller

Bless this meth…I mean mess


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Logan_Chicago

Read that in Mike Tyson's voice without meaning to.


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VagabondVivant

Is that an aromatherapy oil in there? Because that would be perfect.


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Sasquatters

Vein therapy.


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fundiedundie

Ahh…so you’re a fancy crackhead.


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Action_King_TheBest

I believe that the PC terminology would be crack connoisseur.


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MaestroPendejo

I know, I saw that and was confused at first. "Why'd they make such a beautiful heroin spoon.'


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profscumbag

Ok but hopefully someone can come out of the woodwork and solve some confusion… you melt things on spoons to inject them, no? But crack has been through a process to free the base so it can be smoked (ie freebase cocaine) and so it would be kinda silly to inject crack.


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bee_yonce

the white picket fence detail makes it so much more perfect!


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Renfah87

This is exactly my style and taste.


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yearningforlearning7

Fanciest dope dish on the market, msrp 2 VCRs and reclaimed copper wire


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melodicrobotic

I’ll raise you one catalytic converter


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AudiGuy3point0

"reclaimed" haha


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I-Fucked-YourMom

They’d love this over on


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wuuuuuuurd

I didn’t even know I needed that sub, thanks lol


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RedditStonks69

idk I don't think it's awful taste, I think it's hilarious


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John17seventeen

Beat me to it lol


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WarWizard

I think emphasis on the awful taste part is important here...


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lancegreene

yep, came here to suggest this


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TeddyRooseveltsHead

No cheap crackhouses for me no more!


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Pretensile

Relevant username.


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easylivinb

This will be on


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wuuuuuuurd

If it’s a wax warmer in a drug counselors house I’d honestly be laughing my ass off for days


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that_planetarium_guy

"No cheap crack houses for me no more"


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VagabondVivant

These would sell so well


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leppy103

I would actually buy this for my house


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Fr3shlyMinted

Right? Saved to try making one later lol


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pizzapusslasagna

Live. Love. Do all the drugs


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DJKneeCap

Bro. I hate to break it to you but... You could definitely become rich by banging these out and doing commissions


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Guac__is__extra__

May I suggest “Can’t have a home without the H” for your next piece?


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Oscarcakes

This is awesome! I'm on a Breaking Bad re-binge. Can i suggest getting a blue colored wax hahaha.


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jaynq82

I had to Google it. You took my innocence!


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The_Squidling

Post this to


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SombreMordida

eat, pray, krokodil


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getlostpal

i want this so bad haha


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VividLies901

I need this in my home...


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0kendo

It's not a crackhouse it's a crackhome


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stonearchangel

This has potential as a future Demi Lovato scent holder line.


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Vast_Chipmunk9210

The spoon really sent me 😂😂


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_Propolis

Fucking amazing.


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xmasberry

Currently taking a class on letter locking, so my first thought was that this was a sealing wax melting furnace. And now it dawns on me why the market for those might be larger than I would have imagined.


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PoppiesnPeas

I thought that at first too before I read it and realized it’s a spoon lol


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Nakulah247

~120 years across that 4x4, do you know what species it is? I would guess red cedar.


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Baby-pigeons

Yeah ima need 10x


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PaperbakWriter

Yeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!! WHAT!?


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MoMomomma08

Is that a wax warmer?


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hiimV

That’s hilarious


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Thirty_Helens_Agree

Relevant Onion.


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beenaxed

Looks great to me


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BronwynJKM

I love it. I might steal that


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HomicidalWaterHorse

I want one.


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UPMichigan83

Heroin spoon?


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Action_King_TheBest

Sir, we run a respectable business here. Please don't call them heroin spoons or we're going to have to ask you to leave Action King's Definitely Not Heroin Spoons Emporium and Needle Exchange.


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Genrella

This. This is hilarious.


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scholarly_trilogy

This sounds sorta unique !


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Sir_Duke

I dunno, man…


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mickeltee

It took me a minute to realize that was a spoon. Brilliant!!


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Beda-Bene

Demi Lovato would love this for sure


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jackasstacular

I'm sure it's hilarious to those who haven't lost a loved one to heroin addiction.


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Gor-Gor_big

Sadly have lost many to addiction. Beat the demon myself. I guess I'm warped cus that shit funny.


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LonoRising

RIP Bobby - but he would’ve laughed his ass off.


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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handsomewaiter

So good


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WhyteBeard

Crack house for the Americans.


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newphonewhoisme

We call them trap houses here, too. Source: listen to rap music


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Jsatx2

Thank you for the laugh


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[deleted]

Most distasteful post I've ever seen in this sub.


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jdiben1

You spelled funny wrong


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DamascusWolf82

You must be fun at parties


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markxtang

Let's not make fun of addiction. People are dying.


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[deleted]

Dying of laughter.


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johnny_aplseed

I hope you don't have friends with addiction issues..


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Action_King_TheBest

I do. My very best friend. He's struggled with addiction issues his entire life. He's me and he told me that it's still funnier than clown shit.


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DoctorWhisky

If he does, he’s got a great Christmas present all ready to go!


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bettyboo5

Why have to made a heroin spoon?


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BayBolts01

😂😂😂 yesssss


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BayBolts01

This would be heroin, not crack. But either way…. I find it pretty awesome.


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NotMyHersheyBar

Please don't use this for drugs. Drugs are bad


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j4_jjjj

Ban all drugs!


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paddld

Reddit is obsessed with drugs and allowing people to use them. It is abhorrent. But, if you can get some laughs, why not? Silly project, but funny.


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Double-Hunt-3476

It’s a trump house