Illegal state funny ways of talking around saying the words weed/pot

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Dinosaurs-Punchline

Gonna use that last one from now.


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Muted_Mycologist_403

We do sandwiches too!


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Circuit23

Safety meeting here as well. Safety third!


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BriggsE104

Weed was Doug back in the illegal days. Is Doug hanging around? : anybody got some smoke?


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StickyLafleur

I hide in the master bath from my kid. I have a code when I tell the wife I'm about to disappear into the bathroom. I either "have to go to the bathroom" or "I have to go POT-ty" (which is obviously the code word)


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drgreenthumb802

Safety breaks was lingo for smoke break when I used to work at this pizza joint in highschool


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A_Lost_Sandwich

“Union regulated smoke break” is another we use if we’re working In his garage


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overthinking_kills

Eat some brokkoli


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thekillercook

We used to call it basil, both are sold by the ounce


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kasual503

Hanging out with some pretty ladies, want to join?


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Brownweasel11

You wanna go ‘schmeek ee beel’, ‘schmeek ee jee’, maybe schmeek out of an eepple?


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FlattestPancake

Guyyyyyyss. Made some pretty dope beigneeeeeeetss.


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dan_the_weasel_man

Scmeeeeeeke a bewllll


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qman3333

Haha that’s me and my wife


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Defiant-Investment53

We call it sauce. You need more sauce? Gotchu fam


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Muted_Mycologist_403

Books, so reading together, having read everything out and we need to go to library, it has so many spin offs ;) and sandwiches, deli shopping, groceries, butchers, and then you would have different cuts that would be self explanatory (especially funny as a vegan)


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StickyLafleur

So funny, my best friend and I call it going to the library or reading lol


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nala_sheen

Wanna eat some cake?


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alexandercecil

It's legal where I live, but we have kids. We like to talk about if it's a good night for chocolate. It helps that my wife only enjoys pot in mint chocolate form.