Are we going to Golden Corral

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NorthEastNobility

She must really want to go to Golden Corral.


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Goddamn_Heather

I’m not picking up that vibe.


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43beatsperminute

No.


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squonge

DISCUSTING


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stressed-mathnerd16

Really, what makes you say that?


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Dear_Program3685

I watched a kid dig in his ear with his finger for a solid 2 minutes and then put said finger into the chocolate fountain, and then suck it.


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FunPineapple

She must really want to go to Golden Corral. She must really want to go to Golden Corral. She must really want to go to Golden Corral. She must really want to go to Golden Corral. She must really want to go to Golden Corral.


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deadeadeadeadeaded

Yes


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[deleted]

I want the meatloaf.


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woozlewuzzle29

Ok unless you wanna have something else


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pbuk84

I'm not from the US. Is Golden Corral as bad as everyone says? I just Googled it and checked out some images. It doesn't look great but I wanted the opinion of someone who has eaten there.


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geirmundtheshifty

I would say it's mediocre. It really depends on what you get. Like other people mentioned, you can get steak there, which isnt amazing steak but still nice. There is a variety of other food but it's all kind of "meh" I think.


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zfcjr67

It's ok if you want a large variety and a lot of food.


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kitreia

I'm from the UK, and I don't understand the hate. Whenever I'm in the States I absolutely love Golden Corral, never had an issue with their food. I mean it's a buffet, so you're not getting Michelin starred food, but in my genuine opinion it's quite good.


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IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

It’s where you go to get fucked up on average buffet food. It’s not terrible most times buts it ain’t mind blowing. It’s just a big buffet chain.


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i-eat-cereal-dry

I mean, it’s okay to me, it’s just not worth the money. And also there’s something about a buffet environment with a ton of people that makes me uncomfortable the older I get. But apparently once I get even older my opinion will shift again lol


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FrictionMitten

Yeah - it is pretty bad. I mean, it's food but..... It is more of a quantity over quality type thing. There are usually some pretty big people there getting their money's worth


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PM_ME_YOUR_PORTRAIT

For me, I equate it to feeding a bunch of cattle from a trough. Not bad but definitely not great, yet my family still insists we eat there


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TheChillyYetiEatsCat

There are always gross unhygienic people and it's a buffet. The food isn't the best but not the worst. Those combined make it not worth it to go. Plus as a person who doesn't make a lot of money it's expensive.


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RiotGrrr1

It's pretty bad. But I haven't been there in almost 30 years...it's just cheap food where you can eat as much as you can shove in your face. If I hit a buffet casinos have better food (if you're in an area with gambling).


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outerheavenboss

Honestly it depends. Some locations are way better than others, but that’s not saying much. But the food it’s pretty basic, mass produced American meals.


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El_Bistro

Yes


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AsleepSoil7426

My gf made us drive 60 miles a couple cities over to try go there. It sucks. It's a buffet. But if you're a kid, the variety is great. Def worth if you have a bunch of under 16's to take out in the cheap. But I'm sure most people for 10$ can make better food at home.


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wubbstepp

It's fucking trash. It can even make you sick because they've been caught storing food outside when it was supposed to be in a fridge. My fiance took me there once and I told him we can't ever go there again


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PlusSignVibesOnly

IMO, you have to find one that stays busy enough that they're constantly having to make fresh food.


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dethmaul

I always get diarrhea there, but that just says my location sucks, really. Not that GC as a whole sucks.


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JollyRancher29

I’ve been three times. Never once have I been satisfied. Food is bland and stale.


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ILikeLeptons

It's a buffet ran by minimum wage employees. Draw your own conclusions


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MoreCowbellllll

The "Golden" in the "Golden Corral" is for the color of the urine-soaked restroom floors.


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NOTUSINGCAPS

The one I used to travel an hour to was actually prettt good. They made a bunch of their stuff from scratch and had a bunch of variety. It was not uncommon to park across the streat and then wait another 30mins to an hour for a table. Place was crowded cause the food was good.


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TheRollingPeepstones

As a non-American whose first meal in the United States ever was at a Golden Corral, I loved it! Maybe just the novelty of it? I don't know. As someone with anxiety, I like the available variety and that I don't have to come up with an order or commit to one single thing.


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lovable_loser1

if you love just old country comfort food but can't make it, its good. So many old people go there, and it's nostalgic. The food is pretty mediocre, but you go more for the atmosphere, nostalgic feeling, and kind of food. Also the gift shop.


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FuhrerGirthWorm

My favorite way to describe this place is you can start with a plate that appears to be a salad, but by the end it is a meat pile with ranch on it. Only at the bottom is the greens.


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TenderfootGungi

It’s not bad, just bland. A huge buffet. I don’t like to eat there because I always over eat.


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hiiiii0000

It was good the first time i went. It's been nasty after


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Repulsive_Box_5763

I'm from Canada, I've never been inside of a Golden Corral, but I have seen plenty from the outside in the US and every single one looks like a drug front. If you showed me a picture of the outside I would sooner assume it was a run down thrift store over a restaurant.


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andrewjpf

It's average at best, but some days you want a taco, mashed potatoes, and spaghetti and then it's nice to have.


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masterofryan

Not terrible, but nothing special. Their honey butter spread is really good tho


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Mr_Goodnite

Golden Corral is like southern comfort food. Is it good? Eh, not necessarily. It’s not bad, it just is. The difference is not only is it all you can eat for 8 bucks (or it used to be at least), it has SOOO MANY options, and most of us has nostalgic memories there.


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BrownEyedQueen1982

It’s a lot of bland deep fried foods. Their salad bar is pretty good, and they had a chocolate fountain before Covid. It’s not something I really want to eat often.


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salgat

I love it and the variety is great, but then again I'm very open minded towards food and understand that a typical buffet won't be some fancy high end cuisine. If you're a food snob then yeah avoid buffets in general unless it's upscale.


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joshallenismygod

It's a buffet that's mostly old people it seems like. The food is okay. It's like a chinese buffet but instead of rednecks and Mexicans (not trying to be racist, every Chinese buffet I've been to recently is like 70% Mexican customers) it's just mostly old people. Food is decent and there's a good amount of variety.


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ukuleleemusic

Grandma loves Golden Corral almost as much as Cartman loves Casa Bonita


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BthreePO

I love that the real Casa Bonita needs to schedule extra staff based on when that episode airs in reruns


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yomamascub

Now I have that song stuck in my


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tjerkstore

Or like old people like country kitchen buffet. Oh wait…..


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Crankylosaurus

Casa boooonita, casa booooonita!


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tvkyle

Food and fun in a festive atmosphere


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Stoney_Blunter

That’s a lie! Only God can save! Kathy


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t_sully_

Grandma is about to knock over some kids at the buffet to get her plate full.


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jagerade

Maybe she just thought they couldn't hear her so she kept asking. /s


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OfficialMrSnrub

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?


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TorsionFree

Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding


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tuskvarner

I wanna go to Mt Splashmore


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cloudz_69

No Old Country Buffet is better. But my only issue is that I tried ordering through Facebook one time but no one answered me.


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nightsentinels

No Country for Old Buffet


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raceforseis21

Have you tried the lasagna? It’s my favorite


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Kyle4961

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Darthhippoeater

Thanks.


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Tyrannus_ignus

Thank you for your service


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dragonjo3000

Good human


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purplefuzz22

How do you make bold faced text on Reddit. I randomly discovered how to do italics and very small text.. but no bold face


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firelock_ny

The only time I've been to Golden Corral this millennium was when someone in our group recommended it as a joke and everyone went along with the joke and then we were all sitting at our table going "Wait, YOU WERE ONLY JOKING‽‽‽" to each other.


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PapperMairoo

I like your use of interrobangs


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campy11x

I always wondered who like Golden corral. The food is so bland and terrible for you. I went there once like 14 years ago and hated it and couldn't believe anyone liked that crap


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lovemeanstwothings

Yeah definitely for the older crowd that find pepper too spicy for their tastes.


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BADMANvegeta_

The point of a buffet isn’t to eat good food, it’s to eat as much bad food as you want for a cheap price.


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Grundelwald

I used to go there as a teen when trash food had no noticeable effect on me. Most of the food sucked, but they had a guy with a grill in the middle of the buffet line who would be grilling fresh steaks, and there was no limit to it, so I'd just eat a shit ton of steak for only like 10 bucks.


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ThisIsMyCouchAccount

I "like" it.


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MycologistPutrid7494

My kid liked it when she was younger. It fits the beige diet kids prefer if left to their own devices (mac n cheese, chicken nuggets, mashed potatoes, etc).


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sadnyer

old people in the midwest


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Taco_Bellmont

I worked at a Golden corral for a bit, it's almost all Frozen reheated shit. Except for the steaks, those were actually handcut


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MrFilthyNeckbeard

People who eat bland food. Fat people who love to stuff themselves on high calorie foods.


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orangetwentythree

I liked it when I was a kid because I had no taste and would fill up on random salad bar shit


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magic_is_might

My MIL is a manager there. So I’ve had the displeasure of eating there a few times for free, so can’t complain I guess. But to answer your question - old people and buses full of kids who are on school trips. Everytime I’m there, that makes up the majority of folks I see.


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salgat

I love it. A large diversity of food, and it's typical greasy spoon American food with some variety thrown in (such as texmex). Is it the pinnacle of cuisine? Fuck no it's a buffet of course not, but that's the point of a buffet, you get to try a little of everything and it tastes just fine.


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DaAmazinStaplr

I would always be forced to go with my family. The only thing I’d ever get was steak, they’d get just about everything. I was the only one that wouldn’t end up with food poisoning since I can see the steaks being cooked. Even though they’d get sick, they’d still keep going, and I never understood why.


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kaz-amars

Yes yes we know, you only eat vegan organic food made by a 3 Michelin star chef for each meal. No fucking shit golden corrals food isn’t “good for you” nobody goes there expecting it to be. Always has to be some snob in every thread that has anything to do with fast food pointing out what everybody already knows.


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Shyamalanislove

Older people fucking LOVE chain restaurants for some reason.


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Repulsive_Box_5763

Old people fucking love it. Idk why. I think getting a bargain on food is just like crack for the elderly.


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RosenrotEis

I guess I'm one of the people who do. I was raised by my grandparents, and we went there a lot. When the food is good, it's good. There are always locations that you don't go to, and unfortunately I have dined at three of them. I may have only gotten a little sick from one of them, but bad Golden Corral is bad Golden Corral regardless.


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jaydmurr

Are we going to Golden Corral


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TheoreticalFunk

Are we going to Golden Corral


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chickenstalker99

Are we going to Golden Corral


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mranthr0pic

They all closed around here, so I thought the world was rid of that blight.


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Richard_Cromwell

Not sure if it's the case here, but sometimes when you're texting with spotty coverage, multiple texts will come through for a single text like this.


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ocular__patdown

Someone has bad cell service


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PlasticCupboard007

Sounds like a kid asking are we there yet


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RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.


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AutoModerator

I'VE REPORTED IT AS FRAUD


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Durewaheenell

If they can't get out, and repost them.


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Squeenis

This is exactly how I’d expect someone who likes Golden Corral to text


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Apprehensive_Word658

Parsley sage rosemary and thyyyyyyyyyme


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orange_ones

Was scrolling through to see if anyone else read it in that tune!


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funkmastamatt

comedyheaven


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Premislaus

Are we at the Golden Corral yet


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goddamnusernamefuck

I'd rather go somewhere that has food


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spookymulder07

Dang, I fuckin love grandma. We’d be going to buffets all the time.


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prodigy1367

Maybe I am a Grandma?


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Notbiff

There's a recurring joke in RiffTrax (one of the successors to "Mystery Science Theater 3000") where whenever anyone in a movie describes something disgusting, Mike Nelson yells, "Golden Corral's new slogan!"


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MightyAxel

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xXAndrew28Xx

Yeah unless you wanna get something else


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f9f9f9f9f9f9

Source:


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Semi-Hemi-Demigod

🎵 Are we going to Golden Corral 🎵


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Repulsive_Box_5763

The geriatric equivalent of "Are we there yet?"


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chxlarm1

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?


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SmytheOrdo

Elderly Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab


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Alewort

Golden Corral is THE BEST. For right around one month after they open and it's the out-of-town veteran opening crew running it. Then the locals take over and it's shit.


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SkinnyTestaverde

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DrDaddyPHD

ORDER GOLDEN CORRAL


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Rapalla93

My grandparents used to take me there when I spent summers with them as a kid. Chicken strips with the honey ketchup every time. I miss the grandparents and Golden Corral


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Nymph_of_Sirenix

What happened to Silver Corral? And Bronze Corral?


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Spook404

We haven't reached those ages yet


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Ninja-Grandma

Don’t forget Stone Corral.


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DrSilkyDelicious

No


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Emmiey

I thought this was the doordash sub for a moment haha


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lqcnyc

Golden Corral and Cracker Barrel. Mmmm terrible American food.


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summercab123

lmaooo


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Epic_King_of_Prussia

No


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ScottClamBirdBoi

No


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Knuc85

We refer to Golden Corral as "the trough".


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Tio2025

No


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Grombomb

Is this the Golden Corral?


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Amart34

Doesn’t seem to be Facebook


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Agrifolia

Are we going to Golden Corral


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Selfeducated

It’s like asking your dog if they want to go for a walk.


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ZippZappZippty

Why? Are they hunting humans?


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Snoo_44380

for(int I=0; I<9; ++I){ fb.message(grandson, “Are we going to Golden Corral”) }


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BestCase-Scenario

I'm sorry, it was unclear, what restaurant does grandma want to go to?


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corviknightisdabest

Parsley sage rosemary and thyme


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orange_lazarus1

Are we going to Golden Corral?


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gaythiest_jason

No typos, amazing typer


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defaultcss

I think grandma wasn’t sure if her messages were going through.


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RoscoMan1

I am literally listening to that show


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Pinkman505

Golden Corrals near me


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APithyRetortForThee

Isn't that place really gross?


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DutchBakerery

Yes we are dear!


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RoscoMan1

Wait. Are you poor?


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taphonomist

This could have been a pregnant woman


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wasabi1787

Seems more like


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Estandu143

I guess he really wanted do go to the golden corral


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OferZak

What is golden coral. I’m from Canada


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Dream_Eat3r_

What is it with old people and Golden corral?


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Sam_Wilson1405

How long does it take for there to be a new time stamp under the message, because this suggests that all of these messages were sent very close together


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Bree9ine9

Grandmas itching for some grey steak 🤤


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MoreCoffeePlzzz

Are we going to Golden Corral tho


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pmcd_com

Are we not going to understand that!


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MEGMAlN

There was a spider in my grandma’s salad


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Capital_Conflict1593

Damn. I wish I loved anything as much as this woman loves Golden Corral


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Violentopinion

Old people love to eat at the trough.


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evanfinessin

Finally someone else who gets as hyped as I do about Golden Corral !


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evanfinessin

WHY DID YOU FIRE MY WIFE FROM MEATLOAF


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Lovehatepassionpain

Ugh. I hadn't heard of Golden Corral until I moved from Philly to Florida. Now, I am NOT a food snob. While I admit, I stay away from sit down chain restaurants- Olive Garden, Applebees, Outback, Red Lobster, I can certainly get down with a double cheeseburger and fries from McDonald's. However, buffets are meh at best, and Golden Corral is downright gross. I wasn't a buffet style fan before Covid, but now- I shudder thinking about all those sticky fingers in the chocolate fountain


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yetanotherusernamex

On the flip side to this, Golden Corral in south WA is fuckin top tier.


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pmcd_com

F/Zero... Golden Sun... etc.


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Exact_Quote_6132

this is when you know you've lost your sense of taste. Just nasty


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Designthing

I’m grandma -aged and I refuse to go there. Gross.


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bumpy2018

steak and mac and cheese only


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BrownEyedQueen1982

Golden Corral is ok but it’s no Cracker Bargl.


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Scary_Vanilla2932

No. Said at anytime last year when I know 99.9% were closed.


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lipxstickxstains

No


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scariermonsters

I relate, I love Golden Corral. It's so nostalgiac.


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GILF


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threatlvlmidn8

I was like "who the hell goes to Golden Corral anymore?" and then I realized it was from Grandma lmao this some cute shit


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Secure-Imagination11

This is how my great aunt would text me when she first got her phone. She thought texts were read aloud to us when we got them lol.


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tcatron565

I guess I grew up around the only Golden Corral in the world with decent food. I've never understood that "it's bland" "it's terrible" crowd.


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clubchampion

Dear lord, anywhere but Golden Corral.


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Guttermouth11111

I travelled into Montana from Alberta one time and ate at Golden Corral. I will correct that. I was supposed to eat at Golden Corral. That whole place was like walking into an exaggerated spoof of American living. It was like if Chuck E Cheese was part food trough. I couldn't get over the noise and chaos, unsanitary conditions, the party room after funeral wake with celebratory chocolate fountain. It was a fever dream. Even as I retell my experience it feels like make believe and I cannot believe I truly loved this experience. The size of customers and the lack of arranged seating was just fucking bonkers to me. The fattest family member would stay in their seat to keep their table for the whole family and get rewarded with like 9 smalls plates of pasta salad and buns. And then after "dinner" you just get cotton candy.


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AutoModerator

Blocked. Don't try this again, scumbags.


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Nemoswang

People joke about how Americans are so fat and eat only trash, it’s not a joke at Golden Corral. 2 Fat people taking up the same space as a 6 top and gross kids putting their hands in the chocolate fountain.


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whenindoubt10

That's just common sense there.


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jokke4

Yes.


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Sunflake685

I wonder where we're going.


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timascus

She really wants to hit up that unlimited corn on the buffet


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mytoestwinkle

my husband's whole family, women & all are well over 6 ft tall & except for he & one female cousin, they are all way past morbidly obese. Like I was always small until I hit the good old middle age spread & I definitely need to lose some pounds, but they all are like the people you see on those weight loss shows, they can not even fit in regular cars. Anyways, so we all get together once a year & meet up at the damn Golden Corral. Everybody stares when we walk in & we can all hear people gasp & whisper as we have to walk all the way to the back because we have to have a special room w/ only tables because nobody can fit in the booths & 1/2 of them require walkers, canes, or wheelchairs. My husband is an extremely picky eater since he was a cook for many, many years & he absolutely loves that damn place. I am not a picky eater- I'll eat just about anything, but I totally despise that place. There are always kids playing in the chocolate fountain & dessert bar sticking their fingers in it & all those things you'd expect a curious child to do. Their meat is on the okay side & the salad is always fresh- I'll give them that. Idk if I hate this place more b/c I'm scarred from having to go w/ his family, or because I just can't stand it, but I absolutely despise the Golden Corral.


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Doki_Literature

You may not believe me, but i think they want to go to Golden Corral


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rilesmcjiles

That's an interesting question


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PioneerSpecies

I didn’t know Kelvin Benjamin was a grandmother


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veronibug

so? did you go to Golden Corral with her or not?!