By - kildjeatyerter534
You dodged that katana
He Buried the Light 😳
I read that as Doged and that’s how you know I’m gonna lose money.
I still hate that neckbeards ruined katana collecting
I once ordered a fedora for a 20's themed party I was invited to but Amazon sent me a cowboy hat by mistake.
That's a win imo
I can rant a microscopic amount, though?
Whew close call there boys
I got fedora's when i was 10 thinking it'd make the girl i liked like me. Now I'm 19 and luckily not a neck beard
I was in a similar boat. I saw them at some store in the mall and bought a couple just because they were cool, old-fashioned hats. I outgrew them and stopped wearing them, and then like 5 years later the fedora/neckbeard connection came around and now anyone who sees my childhood photos thinks I was a “nice guy”
My hood addiction prevents me from getting a fedora.
Why are you addicted to hoods? I mean, I like going to different areas too but I don't get it
Snipers dream, they called him
Wave g’bye to ya head, wanka!
Check the top post now
My friend had a pink fadora that sparkled and I had gotten one as a joke to play on another friend. As I was joking about just tossing it a man rode in on a unicycle and offered to pay for it. I made 10$ and he possibly saved my life
Somewhere out there is a unicycling hero saving kids one fedora at a time.
I didn’t miss that bullet. They had one that fit me, although my head was big it fit me like a KFC bucket.
If it counts for anything?
Did you secretly wanna be Britney bitch
Justice for Britney and Janet!
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 7 times.
Ain’t this a repost from a top post in this sub?
This also happened to me, really dodged a bullet that day
Same here, not only do I have a big head but I also have an older brother who mocked me before I even bought the damn thing.
My nephew used to go to school wearing a fez!
I managed to be a total neckbeard loser even without a fedora. High school was not a fun time for me.
And their reaction time. Also, next is
This reminds me of a play I did in high school that was set in the 1920’s and I had to get a fedora for one of my rolls. Couldn’t find a single one that fit me anywhere so I bought the largest one I could and when the director saw it sitting on my head he just put his head in his hands.
I too cannot find fitting hats. I looked like I was wearing a kid's hat when I used to have to wear a baseball cap as part of my uniform.
same here. The few hats that adjust large enough to slide on, fit like a yamaka.
I want toose long hats
Same though lol. I just generally can't wear hats, and I think that also saved me from buying monster flat brim hats too when I was younger. Neither a neckbeard, nor a kyle, but at the cost of headwear so I think it's a pretty good trade tbh.
And there’s that thatistheplan guy
I own a fedora. It has a special place on my shelf.
I had a monster high fedora when I was in like 2nd grade. I got a whole bunch of paint on it and had to get rid of it, but I remember it being my favorite hat. :)
I have the same problem, pretty much the only off the shelf hats that fit me are Nikes one size hats and they barely do. There’s an alternate reality where I’m walking around wearing ironic flatbill hats
There is only a certain few who can rock a fedora
I bought a quality fedora few months ago. They are actually great!
Amen to that
Mine was stolen by a friend who wanted to take a photo with his katana. We haven't talked in years, still the best thing a friend has ever done for me.
And my axe
Jesus Christ, how big is your fucking head?!
Big head - big brain!!
This should’ve been my tale as well but I bought one anyway. I looked like not only a neckbeard, but a neckbeard with a tiny hat.
whats so wrong about fedoras?
I have a katana and two fedoras, help.
Big head gang rise up
Loud shirts are fedoras for people who's heads are too big to wear an actual fedora.
If you buy a fedora you either become a neckbeard or get recruited by OWCA
I own a fedora, I got it for Halloween when I was like 9
A blessing from the Lord
This is a repost
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time.
when i was in middle school i thought that fedoras were the coolest hat ever.
U gotta have a big head before u get a big brain.
Not that's big brain
Based. Save those big boy points.
I've never related more to stumble post
Big head gang checking in.
My papa owned a fedora once, they don't look that bad, it's all about the person wearing it
Being totally real here. It sucks that a perfectly fine, honestly kinda cool hat has been totally ruined by the disgusting pedo basement trolls of the internet.
I once wanted a leather fedora as a kid because I thought it would be cool. I never wore it because it was too big, and i never saw it again a few days after I bought it. Thank god.