I can respect that.

Image
ilya435345435

You dodged that katana


Image
ShroomerianUnit

He Buried the Light 😳


Image
ThimbleK96

I read that as Doged and that’s how you know I’m gonna lose money.


Image
OneAngryBlutbad

I still hate that neckbeards ruined katana collecting


Image
RealBowsHaveRecurves

I once ordered a fedora for a 20's themed party I was invited to but Amazon sent me a cowboy hat by mistake.


Image
UncleStumpy78

That's a win imo


Image
MaximumEffort433

I can rant a microscopic amount, though?


Image
subeditred

Saved


Image
jenkraisins

That's great.


Image
thatbtchshay

Whew close call there boys


Image
huckmyloogie

I got fedora's when i was 10 thinking it'd make the girl i liked like me. Now I'm 19 and luckily not a neck beard


Image
I_AM_PLUNGER

I was in a similar boat. I saw them at some store in the mall and bought a couple just because they were cool, old-fashioned hats. I outgrew them and stopped wearing them, and then like 5 years later the fedora/neckbeard connection came around and now anyone who sees my childhood photos thinks I was a “nice guy”


Image
Geometry_Emperor

My hood addiction prevents me from getting a fedora.


Image
UncleStumpy78

Why are you addicted to hoods? I mean, I like going to different areas too but I don't get it


Image
Dr_Surgimus

Snipers dream, they called him


Image
Radar2006

Wave g’bye to ya head, wanka!


Image
PJPCPablo

Check the top post now


Image
Baxobhone

Same


Image
Slate_711

My friend had a pink fadora that sparkled and I had gotten one as a joke to play on another friend. As I was joking about just tossing it a man rode in on a unicycle and offered to pay for it. I made 10$ and he possibly saved my life


Image
moreshoesplz

Somewhere out there is a unicycling hero saving kids one fedora at a time.


Image
Oggthrok

I didn’t miss that bullet. They had one that fit me, although my head was big it fit me like a KFC bucket.


Image
Cosmic-Cranberry

If it counts for anything?


Image
Urkylurker

Did you secretly wanna be Britney bitch


Image
QuarantineSucksALot

Justice for Britney and Janet!


Image
RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 7 times.


Image
Berserkkiller

Ain’t this a repost from a top post in this sub?


Image
Pappi-Chan

This also happened to me, really dodged a bullet that day


Image
felonpe

Same here, not only do I have a big head but I also have an older brother who mocked me before I even bought the damn thing.


Image
Richbr970

My nephew used to go to school wearing a fez!


Image
xXEpicBeardManXx

I managed to be a total neckbeard loser even without a fedora. High school was not a fun time for me.


Image
pmcd_com

And their reaction time. Also, next is


Image
Sigma3737

This reminds me of a play I did in high school that was set in the 1920’s and I had to get a fedora for one of my rolls. Couldn’t find a single one that fit me anywhere so I bought the largest one I could and when the director saw it sitting on my head he just put his head in his hands.


Image
TheGreatUncleaned

I too cannot find fitting hats. I looked like I was wearing a kid's hat when I used to have to wear a baseball cap as part of my uniform.


Image
secretbudgie

same here. The few hats that adjust large enough to slide on, fit like a yamaka.


Image
Care_Good

I want toose long hats


Image
TrollShark21

Same though lol. I just generally can't wear hats, and I think that also saved me from buying monster flat brim hats too when I was younger. Neither a neckbeard, nor a kyle, but at the cost of headwear so I think it's a pretty good trade tbh.


Image
RoscoMan1

And there’s that thatistheplan guy


Image
lilCheeseboy

I own a fedora. It has a special place on my shelf.


Image
keitomomota

I had a monster high fedora when I was in like 2nd grade. I got a whole bunch of paint on it and had to get rid of it, but I remember it being my favorite hat. :)


Image
1stwillever

I have the same problem, pretty much the only off the shelf hats that fit me are Nikes one size hats and they barely do. There’s an alternate reality where I’m walking around wearing ironic flatbill hats


Image
WarPigs1970

There is only a certain few who can rock a fedora


Image
Palicraft

I bought a quality fedora few months ago. They are actually great!


Image
thescrapplekid

Amen to that


Image
YoseppiTheGrey

Mine was stolen by a friend who wanted to take a photo with his katana. We haven't talked in years, still the best thing a friend has ever done for me.


Image
MakeTheScreamsStop

And my axe


Image
dethleppard

Jesus Christ, how big is your fucking head?!


Image
Meraneus

Thats legit


Image
tillie4meee

Big head - big brain!!


Image
CAugustusM

This should’ve been my tale as well but I bought one anyway. I looked like not only a neckbeard, but a neckbeard with a tiny hat.


Image
anus_torturer

whats so wrong about fedoras?


Image
aloneinthemovingdark

I have a katana and two fedoras, help.


Image
Venksy

Big brain


Image
CalltheDoktor

Big head gang rise up


Image
Sensiburner

Loud shirts are fedoras for people who's heads are too big to wear an actual fedora.


Image
K3egan

If you buy a fedora you either become a neckbeard or get recruited by OWCA


Image
datguydamage

I own a fedora, I got it for Halloween when I was like 9


Image
antheteg

A blessing from the Lord


Image
comma66

This is a repost


Image
youmaynotnowmyname

repostsleuthbot


Image
RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 7 times.


Image
Not_RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time.


Image
Pixiethicc

when i was in middle school i thought that fedoras were the coolest hat ever.


Image
demifluidemifag

U gotta have a big head before u get a big brain.


Image
marlerr15

Not that's big brain


Image
throwaway16143

Based. Save those big boy points.


Image
OHMSQUID

I've never related more to stumble post


Image
Zazierx

Big head gang checking in.


Image
Merrcry

My papa owned a fedora once, they don't look that bad, it's all about the person wearing it


Image
Cosmic-Cranberry

Being totally real here. It sucks that a perfectly fine, honestly kinda cool hat has been totally ruined by the disgusting pedo basement trolls of the internet.


Image
spacegreninja

I once wanted a leather fedora as a kid because I thought it would be cool. I never wore it because it was too big, and i never saw it again a few days after I bought it. Thank god.