What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

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CodeJack

10/10 would mix up words and end up laughing without finishing joke


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goinupthegranby

Every fuckin time I tell this joke this happens...


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johnwickspenis

I literally just tried to tell this joke at Thanksgiving dinner after reading this. It didn't go well...


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noteness

but 9/10 with rice.


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phonemonkey669

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea?


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TheButcherOfYore

I just threw up a little.


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dashkendar

not even shellfish is safe from reddit


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internetuser5736

Having to figure out the second half of the punchline myself made it that much better.


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epcow

I had always heard this one with an epileptic corn husker.


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Nick08f1

Fucked between shits?


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Caz1982

This is so much better than OP's joke.


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brendan250

I don't get it


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4chieve

I didn't get it and i'm not sure if a want to...


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[deleted]

uses popularity of a joke to post their own joke and get upvotes


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zer0isaher0

🙃


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Bakunetsu

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snowballs!!


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[deleted]

You both told the jokes wrong. And both of you reposted from the same thread.


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Alma_Negra

... I don't get it. Is shucking a euphemism for fucking?


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LostInSpaceXXX

Are you the hooker?


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Lady_badcrumble

What's the difference between a hooker in the bathtub, and a nun?


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Lady_badcrumble

One has hope in her soul...


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Djugdish

One prays and hopes for your soul, the other pries open her hole.


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TwizzleHoverboard

Baptism


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inutero420

one of them is dead


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codecracker25

There's a name for these kind of jokes isn't there? I remember reading a list of them sometime back.


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The_Unladen_Swallow

orders lobster


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Aloy7ius

orders lobster in pushup bra


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leveldrummer

What's worse then lobsters on your piano?


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UnitaleTrash

Get out


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-Artifex

Leave!


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ThePatsGuy

No let's let him stay!


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150crawfish

When's your birthday.


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This_cant_be

Take your crusty jokes, and get out


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thewronglane

Don't be so crabby


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norsurfit

Now come right back


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MommysLilMisteak

GARRETT, NOT NOW!!!


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Panzerchek

What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese person who was hit by a bus?


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LA25A

The best jokes are always in the comments


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Dinah_Mo_Hum

Oh shit I hadn't heard that one :)


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crackedreactor

http://i.imgur.com/yz63ENV.jpg


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fastball032

Why? Just why?


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Kuczkowski

I'm not sure what I was expecting


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DrBootsPhd

What's the difference between the girls cross country team and midget carnies?


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hollth1

..And the girls?


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Thighbone_Sid

Fun fact: compared to our physiology, the physiology of a lobster is flipped upside-down. So if a lobster had boobs, they would be on its back.


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GIRL-PM_ME_YOUR_NIPS

Unsubscribe


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hollth1

More lobster facts pls.


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Love_LittleBoo

Subscribe


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Tsquared10

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?


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HP-DP-69B

The penis mightier for $200, Alex


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taco-fights

The busty crustacean gets paid 70 million to do nothing for the Texans


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-Rad_Panda-

ones a busty crustacean the other is ruining hopkins' career


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eelaws

This joke is as old as the Cretaceous Period, a Busty Cretaceous Period.


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solids2k3

Crusty Breastacious period.


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Eskmojo

Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that broke out of prison? Headline: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!


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The_Big_Bee

i like that it's not bad.


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WildTurkey81

Whats the odd one out between a crab, a melon, a lobster, and a Japanese man stuck under a bus?


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Nerdofnight

Feel like eating some Salty boobs tonight


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[deleted]

Dipped in clarified butter.


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warrenelliott7

Can we get image evidence of this joke.... for science?


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vepadilla

This joke is everywhere wtf


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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jmende1

You suck at jokes bro. Practice in the mirror


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mrcolty5

The comment section is better than the joke


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Xauu

A busty crusty is what we call 'em over here.


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hatbeard

I bet Busty Lobster is great in a basque


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BoomWasTaken

What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?


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trippyblazer69

What is the difference between a gymnastics team and a bunch of strippers?


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cudachal

What's the difference between this joke and a repost?


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[deleted]

They should just place it in the sidebar at this point.


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OrderofthePillows

This one's goin' to the top!


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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butteredcrumpet

It's a long wayyyyy to the top, if ya wanna laugh and joke


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Sloth-king_0921

47


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oppai_suika

I'm not well prepared for a brigading, but I have to ask..


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suspendedbeliever

Right.


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mailordercowboy

Hint: you've got to be kucking fidding me.


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balsawoodextract

Read it out loud


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Mr_yellow7

And now I've officially seen a repost from the front page make it back to the front page in my time on reddit.


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RedLeader07

You've reminded me that humanity is doomed


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Phatricko

Just told this at thanksgiving, it was a hit


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Yankeedoodlecanada

What's the difference beteeen a woman praying and one kneeling in the bathtub?


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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Rushfan69

both smell awful.


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lue42

What does Glenn (walking dead) and a lobster have in common?


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Andinov

What's the difference between a cat and a full stop? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has pause at the end of its clause.


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Deanjw52

What's the difference between a women in a bathtub and a women praying? One has hope in our soul.


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sthornr

What are jokes like these called?


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[deleted]

Puns?


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darthj3d

Bad


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TerminalVector

What's the difference between a nearsighted sniper and a constipated owl?


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keklefish

Stolen meme


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Castellan97

You...sigh, have an upvote.


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LordMallard

Good old #349. Can't go wrong with it.


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wootiown

How is this same joke on the front page every 2 days? It was kinda funny the first time, now it's just stupid.


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smixton

First time I've heard it so fuck you.


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two_bagels_please

Very funny and CLEAN joke Thank you for posting.


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Dampstrudels

What's the difference between a constipated owl and an inaccurate sniper?


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Ohmally34

Golden


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coraygc

thats so gd funny hahaha


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BoozyBernoulli

What's the difference between smart pigmies and a women's track team?


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ichbinkayne

The track team are running little cunts...


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ClassicToxin

What's the difference between a stolen joke and this one?


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[deleted]

Here's your coat


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ShutUpTodd

It craws me deep that lobsters aren't mammals.


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YOLO_POTATO2

YOU'RE FIRED


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jared1981

My fired?


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MissTuk

So that's the joke she was saying when she had that mini stroke


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TwizzleHoverboard

Oxygen


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Ferfrendongles

Ho lee fuck. It's too perfect.


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Krosenoise

Belongs in


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Forcetobereckonedwit

Difference between an angry chicken and a divorce lawyer?


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Forcetobereckonedwit

Difference between a band of pygmies and a women's running team?


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Katvin

Cunning runts/running cunts


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Illmatic_Al

https://youtu.be/B35vsgBzMh4


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Zentavion

Wow, I've never actually seen a Joke on here that I have heard before, without knowing it was from Reddit.


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AlienfromFermi

Upvote for a joke I've never heard.


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DarnoldMcRonald

And again, dad jokes prevail


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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backhandkungfu

....crusty jugglers


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smurvyn

seen this 1 year ago here


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[deleted]

With these jokes, they're funnier if you just leave it at "one is a rusty bus station"


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PiscesWolf

I was genuinely interested because I read boobs as boots and got confused when the punchline didn't make sense and had to re-read the title. ha


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Sneezegoo

Whats the difference between the circus and a row of playboy models.


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[deleted]

Never gets old eh?


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Zzyn

I laughed.


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wangnutpie1

This is my favourite thread.


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thegreatvaultdwellet

Upvote for the original joke!


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[deleted]

Best joke. I love it.


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WIPeFo

I knew their was reposting on this sub, but this is a repost from like 2 weeks ago. Practice some moderation, Jesus fuck


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ryan924

/R/dadjokes


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spectrixplays

Pretty sure this was on here the other day


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[deleted]

one smells like urine the other smells like fish


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Moneymanchoff

God damnit people, COME ON


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tacya

What is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker, and a hooker with diarrhea?


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LNFWebsite

Repost...


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Dankmemepepe

Get out of here and make haste


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selfish_liberal

9/10


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[deleted]

Are you in the Cabinet?


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PerkOne

Put an egg in your shoe and BEAT IT!


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[deleted]

This is my all time favourite joke


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watchingyoupee

This has to be one of the top 10 most reposted jokes on this sub


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JJDude

so this is like a semi-dad joke?


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__word_clouds__

Word cloud out of all the comments.


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boopie420

Dad?


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PM_ME_YOUR_SR71_PICS

What's the difference between this joke and #277?


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Blackfire4251

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/56qhld/what_is_the_difference_between_a_lobster_with/


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DogdomDoge

Repost, silly boi


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[deleted]

What's the difference between a triscuit and a lesbian? One's a snack crack the other's a crack snacker.


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geared4war

I didn't get an sti from the lobster.


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Evan_Of

I told this joke to my marine biology teacher last week. He loved it.


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Toddler_Souffle

When I first started chatting with my now GF on Tinder I opened with "what's a lizards favorite thing to smoke? Mariguana." She responded with this joke. It was love at first pun.


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johnnypompom

So bad, it's good. Have my upvote and leave.


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[deleted]

heard before


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xxxnvrsmrxxx

What's the difference between this joke and the 17 posted yesterday? Nothing.


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Lucifuture

Same difference as between a chess playing midget and vaginal infection.


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clarck11

Which of the two have something in Common? A lobster, a shark, and a chinese man in a head on car collision. The Lobster and the China man are both crustaceans.


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Bigscoops

Whats the difference between a high school girls track team, and a tribe of pygmies. Ones a bunch of cunning little runts


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PeculiarThomas

What's the difference between Lady Godiva and searching for a missing golf ball? One's a hunt on a course.


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kaneholio

What is the difference between a pack of intelligent gophers, and a women's track team? One is a bunch of cunning runts, and the other is a bunch of running cunts...


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ColRockAmp

Similar: How do you titillate an ocelot?


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WadetheWhysCracker

Lit, fam


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[deleted]

Womp womp.


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ctmmsf

I once told this joke at a church. It did not end well.


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This_Fat_Cunt

Nooooo, you stole my best joke!!!!


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Im_at_a_10_AMA

Oh my god that was a tough one


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Poppamunz

I heard this one, but with "a lobster with breast implants."


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[deleted]

I'll admit that I didn't know where you were going with that title. I'm immensely happy that I clicked it.


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huntsberger

Oh my god I love this.


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jmende1

What's the difference between a Turkish man off the southern coast of Florida, and a crusty t shirt?


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[deleted]

I asked my fiancee, she blinked twice and said "A lot of things..."


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Doofus_Maximus

what's the odd man out on this list: a dog a crab Jackie Chan run over by a steamroller


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notjesusbutmaybe

Busty rustatian... Damnit!!


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darthj3d

I'm 70% sure I've read this on a Joe's Crab Shack placemat before


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Dogbeefporklamb

whats the technical name for this kind of joke?


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[deleted]

Classic joke, I love it. Never give up.


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[deleted]

[удалено]


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[deleted]

OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?????


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[deleted]

Someone told me this joke many years ago and it made me cry with laughter. Glad to see its still being passed around.


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[deleted]

Everyone has heard it, you are not special


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thebronzebear

Did you get your belly rubs this morning? Also happy thanksgiving


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Riff-Ref

One's a sick duck....I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!


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Oh_THAT_Guy_GMD

I do like 16487.