By - Invidiia
10/10 would mix up words and end up laughing without finishing joke
Every fuckin time I tell this joke this happens...
I literally just tried to tell this joke at Thanksgiving dinner after reading this. It didn't go well...
but 9/10 with rice.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea?
I just threw up a little.
not even shellfish is safe from reddit
Having to figure out the second half of the punchline myself made it that much better.
I had always heard this one with an epileptic corn husker.
Fucked between shits?
This is so much better than OP's joke.
I don't get it
I didn't get it and i'm not sure if a want to...
uses popularity of a joke to post their own joke and get upvotes
What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snowballs!!
You both told the jokes wrong. And both of you reposted from the same thread.
... I don't get it. Is shucking a euphemism for fucking?
Are you the hooker?
What's the difference between a hooker in the bathtub, and a nun?
One has hope in her soul...
One prays and hopes for your soul, the other pries open her hole.
one of them is dead
There's a name for these kind of jokes isn't there? I remember reading a list of them sometime back.
orders lobster in pushup bra
What's worse then lobsters on your piano?
No let's let him stay!
When's your birthday.
Take your crusty jokes, and get out
Don't be so crabby
Now come right back
GARRETT, NOT NOW!!!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese person who was hit by a bus?
The best jokes are always in the comments
Oh shit I hadn't heard that one :)
Why? Just why?
I'm not sure what I was expecting
What's the difference between the girls cross country team and midget carnies?
..And the girls?
Fun fact: compared to our physiology, the physiology of a lobster is flipped upside-down. So if a lobster had boobs, they would be on its back.
More lobster facts pls.
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
The penis mightier for $200, Alex
The busty crustacean gets paid 70 million to do nothing for the Texans
ones a busty crustacean the other is ruining hopkins' career
This joke is as old as the Cretaceous Period, a Busty Cretaceous Period.
Crusty Breastacious period.
Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that broke out of prison? Headline: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
i like that it's not bad.
Whats the odd one out between a crab, a melon, a lobster, and a Japanese man stuck under a bus?
Feel like eating some Salty boobs tonight
Dipped in clarified butter.
Can we get image evidence of this joke.... for science?
This joke is everywhere wtf
You suck at jokes bro. Practice in the mirror
The comment section is better than the joke
A busty crusty is what we call 'em over here.
I bet Busty Lobster is great in a basque
What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?
What is the difference between a gymnastics team and a bunch of strippers?
What's the difference between this joke and a repost?
They should just place it in the sidebar at this point.
This one's goin' to the top!
It's a long wayyyyy to the top, if ya wanna laugh and joke
I'm not well prepared for a brigading, but I have to ask..
Hint: you've got to be kucking fidding me.
Read it out loud
And now I've officially seen a repost from the front page make it back to the front page in my time on reddit.
You've reminded me that humanity is doomed
Just told this at thanksgiving, it was a hit
What's the difference beteeen a woman praying and one kneeling in the bathtub?
both smell awful.
What does Glenn (walking dead) and a lobster have in common?
What's the difference between a cat and a full stop? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has pause at the end of its clause.
What's the difference between a women in a bathtub and a women praying? One has hope in our soul.
What are jokes like these called?
What's the difference between a nearsighted sniper and a constipated owl?
You...sigh, have an upvote.
Good old #349. Can't go wrong with it.
How is this same joke on the front page every 2 days? It was kinda funny the first time, now it's just stupid.
First time I've heard it so fuck you.
Very funny and CLEAN joke Thank you for posting.
What's the difference between a constipated owl and an inaccurate sniper?
thats so gd funny hahaha
What's the difference between smart pigmies and a women's track team?
The track team are running little cunts...
What's the difference between a stolen joke and this one?
Here's your coat
It craws me deep that lobsters aren't mammals.
So that's the joke she was saying when she had that mini stroke
Ho lee fuck. It's too perfect.
Difference between an angry chicken and a divorce lawyer?
Difference between a band of pygmies and a women's running team?
Cunning runts/running cunts
Wow, I've never actually seen a Joke on here that I have heard before, without knowing it was from Reddit.
Upvote for a joke I've never heard.
And again, dad jokes prevail
seen this 1 year ago here
With these jokes, they're funnier if you just leave it at "one is a rusty bus station"
I was genuinely interested because I read boobs as boots and got confused when the punchline didn't make sense and had to re-read the title. ha
Whats the difference between the circus and a row of playboy models.
Never gets old eh?
This is my favourite thread.
Upvote for the original joke!
Best joke. I love it.
I knew their was reposting on this sub, but this is a repost from like 2 weeks ago. Practice some moderation, Jesus fuck
Pretty sure this was on here the other day
one smells like urine the other smells like fish
God damnit people, COME ON
What is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker, and a hooker with diarrhea?
Get out of here and make haste
Are you in the Cabinet?
Put an egg in your shoe and BEAT IT!
This is my all time favourite joke
This has to be one of the top 10 most reposted jokes on this sub
so this is like a semi-dad joke?
Word cloud out of all the comments.
What's the difference between this joke and #277?
Repost, silly boi
What's the difference between a triscuit and a lesbian? One's a snack crack the other's a crack snacker.
I didn't get an sti from the lobster.
I told this joke to my marine biology teacher last week. He loved it.
When I first started chatting with my now GF on Tinder I opened with "what's a lizards favorite thing to smoke? Mariguana." She responded with this joke. It was love at first pun.
So bad, it's good. Have my upvote and leave.
What's the difference between this joke and the 17 posted yesterday? Nothing.
Same difference as between a chess playing midget and vaginal infection.
Which of the two have something in Common? A lobster, a shark, and a chinese man in a head on car collision. The Lobster and the China man are both crustaceans.
Whats the difference between a high school girls track team, and a tribe of pygmies. Ones a bunch of cunning little runts
What's the difference between Lady Godiva and searching for a missing golf ball? One's a hunt on a course.
What is the difference between a pack of intelligent gophers, and a women's track team? One is a bunch of cunning runts, and the other is a bunch of running cunts...
Similar: How do you titillate an ocelot?
I once told this joke at a church. It did not end well.
Nooooo, you stole my best joke!!!!
Oh my god that was a tough one
I heard this one, but with "a lobster with breast implants."
I'll admit that I didn't know where you were going with that title. I'm immensely happy that I clicked it.
Oh my god I love this.
What's the difference between a Turkish man off the southern coast of Florida, and a crusty t shirt?
I asked my fiancee, she blinked twice and said "A lot of things..."
what's the odd man out on this list: a dog a crab Jackie Chan run over by a steamroller
Busty rustatian... Damnit!!
I'm 70% sure I've read this on a Joe's Crab Shack placemat before
whats the technical name for this kind of joke?
Classic joke, I love it. Never give up.
OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?????
Someone told me this joke many years ago and it made me cry with laughter. Glad to see its still being passed around.
Everyone has heard it, you are not special
Did you get your belly rubs this morning? Also happy thanksgiving
One's a sick duck....I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!
I do like 16487.