spite lasagna dggL

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Mecha_Drewzilla

Today his big brain food take was "lasagna is just noodle, red sauce and cheese", like that isnt every Italian dish!


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Nav_Ant

God. The man is a fraud.


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PickleWhip1

American critiques Italian cuisine


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JeromeLebron

"video games are so boring: start game, play game, win or lose!".


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Pennykettle_

I was listening to the stream while I cooked and I could only laugh at the raw ignorance


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exependableworkerthr

Like others said, this is probably delicious but it's the most bizarre lasagna recipe I've ever seen.


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Pennykettle_

1lb ground beef


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Noobity

I don't think parm stands alone on top, and almost always need to put it on top of a layer of mozz to get a contrasting crispy cheese top.


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iamadudes

For next time, cook the ragu for as long as you can!! I try to do like 5-6 hours and it makes a huge difference. I would also add a splash of milk to counter the acidity. Ricotta is great and all but try making a bechamel instead. It's much lighter and counters the heavy ragu well


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Jinjrax

Dude where the hell did you find this recipe. Only 1lb of beef??? The sausage will completely dominate it in the marketplace of ideas. With that much (whole as well tf) tomato and an extremely cheese heavy sauce this is basically just a fucking enormous cheese and tomato sandwich


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HagenKopter

looks pretty good, even though I would use bechamel instead of ricotta.


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InToTheWannaB1

I want this:(


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speakerquest

Drop the sausage and you get a pass. Don't waste olive oil on cooking pasta, it does nothing. If you don't want to make béchamel, that's on you.


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Jinjrax

I'm sure it's delicious but that is an extremely scuffed lasagna holy


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Pennykettle_

Lasagna contest let's go buddy


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DnA_Singularity

What does scuffed mean?


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FamWilliams

Yep, delicious no matter how fancy or shit it is. PEPE


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MShadowxS

I liked the look of the one from that 12ish minute video in the other thread that people were bitching about a lot more. This one looks omega scuffed - but probably tastes fine. I am more of a veal manicotti chad anyway.


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Jinjrax

Why you mentioning unrelated fancy sounding foods to try and sound cultured. I enjoy dining on your mother's exquisite snatch and you don't hear me bragging


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smileistheway

shittyfoodporn


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coolboy182

When dgg sends it chefs their not sending their best


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preed1196

Hey I mean lasagna is hard to fuck up, but when you get it right, it’s really good unlike Destiny says.


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Waryso

Boss rush is worth the subpar lasagna.


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poopwithjelly

Notice all the lasagna people doing the no true scottsman approach.


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Pennykettle_

FUCKING TRUE


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ProfNonCompliance

Not to give into the current wave of anti-white fredo-phobia, but that food looks like it's for a degenerate race of people.


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crazyaznkid

mmm this looks delicious, would easily eat this over some random ass tv dinner lasagna


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Jinjrax

I'd eat both need those carbs for my marathon with your mom WooYeah


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brendan1007

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


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Jinjrax

MOOOOOOOOM!!!!


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Jmagoober

Only one layer? Smh


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sebasan22

D.gg


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FlattestPancake

As an Italian-American, this is extremely fredophobic and problematic.


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Potato_Mc_Whiskey

More layers please


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yful

this is why I'm proud to be a DDG member


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toomanybongtokes

If you beat an egg into the ricotta before adding it it’ll make it bind to the lasagna better.


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Pennykettle_

I used 4!


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Shambioz

Let's be honest, most homemade meals are better than average with a bit of effort


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aenz_

Do we call this an effortpasta?


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BigY2

The madman did it


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NateOnLinux

If you take one lasagna and put it on top of the other one do you have two lasagnas or one big lasagna


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Ok_Subject_9740

I usually just go to the frozen food section and buy a stofers frozen lasagna and bake it in the oven.


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quepha

I hate lasagna but I'm still happy for you.


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SnatcherDasher

Who taught you to cut onions


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Pennykettle_

hell yeah brother just take a butter knife and cut it on a paper plate


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Lateralus__dan

Looks great, the guy who is adamant that you shouldn't have used ricotta is a complete moron, ignore him.


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KronoriumExcerptC

honestly. this is a rare good destiny food take


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MrMango331

Looks so fucking good holy shit. Saved this


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Pennykettle_

My presentation is really bad but it tastes amazing. Just glad I can start lasagna drama in the comments


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TraitorScorse

Garfield would not be a happy chappy.


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jerrygalwell

You overcooked it, but I bet it's still just fine.


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Pennykettle_

For sure, thankfully I split it into two so I can throw the other in the oven tonight and try again


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wowee-

SMH


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[deleted]

Wait people actually eat lasagna?


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footballtombrady123

Ricotta cheese is the only acceptable choice for lasagna. My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.


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SuperADx

"It's just noodles"


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IonHawk

Spite is a pathway to many abillities, some considered to be unnatural....


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Hartwall

Any chance for a vegetarian version? Just curious what to replace beef with since its kind of a strong flavour in it. I love lasagna and I know a vegetarian that did too but kinda sucks I cant make him any.


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Roseandkrantz

For a vegetarian version I would just substitute the meat in the ragu for a combination of different vegetables (whatever you like/have on hand) and then up the presence of other fats (butter, olive oil or whatever) to compensate for the richness lost in the meat. You could also consider going hard on the red wine to deglaze the pan in your ragu - when you remove the meat in vegetarian cooking, it gives you a lot of leeway to substitute other enrichments so you still get something that tastes luxurious.


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Greyhound_Oisin

There are some really good vegetarian version too


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Pennykettle_

No clue, hope you can find a good one though. The summer sausage is really a core part of the recipe to me, so I don't know what you'd replace with.


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generic_cyberbully

overcooked


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Pennykettle_

I know. It looks burned but it was fine


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ChristTheCommie

This is not it chief. It looks like something I would make.


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youhen

As an Italian… I… approve.


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Pennykettle_

🤌


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BrolyTK

overcooked? looks perfect to me


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Pennykettle_

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1407367813493362692?s=19


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[deleted]

Are you like fucking insane? What this has to do with anything? You have to be delusional to think that anyone cares about your dumbfuck lasagna. You need to touch fucking grass loser.


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OrjanSult

I care. Lasaga


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PastelTesseract

weirdchamp i care


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Pennykettle_

Go Hang a Salami I'm a Lasagna Hog


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HagenKopter

Fuck off this is praxis.